You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

IDIOT, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.

A zebra cannot change its spots.

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity