If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

Confidence is contagious. So is lack of confidence.

People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war, or before an election.

I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.