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I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Author: Lily Tomlin, Source: http://netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_id=622All generalizations are false, including this one
Author: .Mark Twain, Source: unknownI'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
Author: Yogi Berra, Source: unknownNever argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Author: Dilbert (Scott Adams), Source: unknownMay all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Author: Joey Adams., Source: unknown
When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music.
Author: Steve Race, Source: unknownIf all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Author: Doug Larson, Source: unknownI am sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Author: Fannie Lou Hamer, Source: unknownWe have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.
Author: Weldon Drew, Source: unknownFootball combines two of the worst things in American life - violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Author: George Will, Source: unknown