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I can resist everything except temptation.
Author: Oscar Wilde, Source: unknownI'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Author: Tom Waits, Source: unknownI went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Author: Rodney Dangerfield, Source: unknownNo problem is so big and complicated that it can't be run away from.
Author: Charles Schulz, Source: Linus, PeanutsA subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche, Source: unknown
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Author: Agatha Christie, Source: unknownI don't celebrate pi day, but rather pi approximation day on july 22nd or 7/22
Author: unknown, Source: unknown"Begin at the beginning," the King said gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
Author: lewis carroll, Source: unknownI say that good painters imitated nature; but that bad ones vomited it.
Author: miguel de cervantes, Source: unknown