“Woman was taken out of man—not out of his feet to be trampled underfoot, but out of his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved.”

Thomas S. Monson, “The Lighthouse of the Lord,” Ensign, Nov. 1990, 95

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.