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I have read the book of life, but for some reason I like the movie better.
Author: Dr. Jeffrey Turner D.D., Source: http://wilde.freepgs.com/index.php?itemid=15&catid=1Communication would be appreciated more if we didn't talk so much.
Author: Dr. Jeffrey Turner D.D., Source: http://wilde.freepgs.com/index.php?itemid=2When your printed work is found to be false, deny the evidence.
Author: Dr. Jeffrey Turner D.D., Source: UnknownIt's not in my nature to be mysterious... but I can't talk about it, and I can't talk about why.
Author: Rusty Ryan (Brad Pitt), Source: Oceans TwelveBy the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
Author: Charles Wadsworth, Source: unknown
I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Author: George Burns (1896 - 1996), Source: NAPeople demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard (1813 - 1855), Source: NA
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